Funny T-shirts

Cheap -  A big bag of chips

(Doritos, potato chips, sour cream and onion, Cheetos, Munchos, etc.)

Cash is always good

Some sort of blue or green screen (should be about the color of the text of the color) that I can use as a background for recording videos.

Cheap - One or two bounces: http://www.amazon.com/Portable-Studio-Collapsible-Reflector-Carrying/dp/B008RU3GDS/ref=sr_1_18?s=electronics&ie=UTF8&qid=1345318825&sr=1-18&keywords=video+bounce

A very large SD (SDHC) Card

A Large USB stick

A Shotgun Microphone: http://www.amazon.com/Audio-Technica-ATR-6550-Condenser-Shotgun-Microphone/dp/B002GYPS3M/ref=sr_1_1?s=electronics&ie=UTF8&qid=1345318657&sr=1-1&keywords=shotgun+microphone+with+boom+pole

More expensive - A video lighting kit like this one: http://www.amazon.com/Lighting-Hairlight-Softbox-Fancier-9004SB/dp/B0047FHOWG/ref=sr_1_8?ie=UTF8&qid=1345318428&sr=8-8&keywords=video+lighting+kit

A PChanger T-shirt: http://www.zazzle.com/the_official_pchanger_shirt-235840893449035526